Thursday, November 12, 2015

Brothers (2015)

So this blog is as far away from my previous posts as it can get. It’s about a Mixed martial arts HINDI movie!

Brothers!




I have always loved a good training movie- maybe, as it’s so hard for me to actually do it myself- vive le vicariousness!!!

Everyone does their role really well- and the fight director is pretty good. (example of a bad one would be from the TV show Quantico- someone help him/her!) (Though I love that Priyanka Chopra is a primetime ABC star)

I find it so interesting that I liked Brothers as I have always been boxing, WWF, UFC are senseless (read stupid) but somehow – I may have converted. I mean- How is this any different from anything else that gives you an adrenalin high? (expect maybe that someone is getting pounded to a pulp and maybe having a few bones broken!)

My favorite scenes from this (and this is surprisingly NOT a spoiler) are the training scene/song, the scene at the burial (notice I don’t tell you who’s) and the last scene with the flashbacks (this was so obviously meant to tug at the heart strings but they were brilliant at it and it did tug!!)

I am a bit disappointed it’s a copy of the Hollywood movie Warrior (8.2 on IMDB) but it has the Indian mirch masala (spice) added to it- obviously. I plan to watch that one too- 8.2 is seriously good from the holy grail of movie reviews- IMDB!!!

So the last book I read also had Cage fighting in it- The Rouge Lawyer by John Grisham.  I am guessing Mr. Grisham is actually a big fan as in the book he really goes to bat for it (Bat. Cage. Get it??) (Batting cage!!!) (Ha!)
The book is really good- VERY different from his other books. I think if 8 year olds can be taken to see cage fighting by their dads and it can’t be so bad- right? (so what if they are fictional??!!)

So the three Bollywood actors in it all have “pretty” (pun intended) interesting stories.

The dad- Jackie Shroff was always a favorite except he has become seriously debauched/ looking. See or don’t see “Boom” to be totally put off by him. He came from a really economically challenged family and his only qualifications were his looks. They served him well. Modeling (some questionable choices- google it- I refuse to put those images on my blog) but super confident. He started flirting with his now wife who was so enamored of him that despite coming from some sort of European royalty, offered to share him without whoever he wanted as long as she was part of this life, married him and what was most shocking to me was came from a huge mansion and lived in a one bedroom flat (with his extended family) that did not have a single bathroom!!! Small spaces doable- no bathroom………
BUT he became a big star and from all accounts has been the one guy you gave more than 10% of all earning s to charity and all street kids from a certain area had his private cell phone to reach him if they were in trouble. Hats off! (if I was wearing one that is)

His son is a body builder and a pretty good dancer but as he put it- the way I look and dance- everyone thinks I’m gay (though why that should matter I don’t know) He does dance “pretty” well- as chocolate box as you can get. Watch around one minute in


Back to Brothers

Akshay Kumar: Has literally fought his way up! HA!

Martial arts, martial arts, martial arts. HA HA!

Has really re invented himself in Bollywood too- quite watchable now. Was a waiter in Hong Kong, then in some pretty awful movies and now…….

Married Twinkle Khanna- who is surprisingly witty! Acting was obviously not her forte- writing may be!

Siddharth Malhotra- what to say? Other that I had a SOTY phase for a good 6 months.

Soty?

Student of the year?

Ishq wala love?




Anyway- am over it (sort of!!)

But then I still read YA fiction too!

All three kids from SOTY are really good actors though!

Siddharth Malhotra has really buffed up but then that seems to be a requirement in Bollywood Actors along with being able to look like you can dance and the ability to the Shah Rukh Khan hand spread!



The two actresses in Brothers don’t really deserve a mention BUT I shall, as I quite not like both!

Kareena Kapoor- reduced to item numbers. Maybe she will slowly stop acting!

Jacqueline Fernandez- why?

Would she do this role?

The people who dress down to garner accolades normally have a meaty role- not the role of meat with no dialouges!!!

Overall quite watchable!

BUT given my current unstoppable streak of bad puns- I shall leave it here!!!


The blog.

Good Night.

Happy Diwali (as it is as I write!!)










Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Sadqay Tumhare


After a long time I found a show that made me smile! A Lot.



Its supposed to be one of the more popular shows right now but after watching the first 2 episodes I could not imagine anyone liking the hero! And put it down to nothing better to watch! BUT……..

This was quite a well done show mostly because of its simplicity and pureness of feeling. Also it was soooo far away from the trappings of the oh so modern glitzy world and movies of today. The protagonists were not well off at all. But nobody was angsty about it- like most people are not!

A lot of this show was quite alien to me- divorces, casual breaking up of families and remarriages  – is it really that common in Pakistan?  What happens in this story sounds totally crazy- its like the reshuffling of pairs- did/does that really happen? And everyone meets and greets like nothings unusual?

I have a huge grouse with the show though- according to me they totally ruined it in the last episode

Now this is supposed to be TRUE story about the writer, Khalil-ur-Rehman Qamar
 but given the numerous references to divine intervention, sensing people, dreaming about peoples actions and portrayal of peoples inner thinking- I for one and fairly skeptical about the claim.

And if artistic liberty was taken- they should have just continued it to the end – right? Its totally like they ran of steam and wanted to just finish it off!

Mahira Khan is an old favorite- from  Humsafar. Did her job fabulously but did not look like a 17 year old!



Adnan Malik was a new find- portrayed the role very well. I knew nothing aboutt him and did not look him up till I had finished it. In the show he played the role of a Lahore boy with strong village roots- quite well. So it was a shock to find out he is like a Pakistani Karan Johar- uber sophisticated and into fashion- though not catty like him! Hosts MTV shows etc etc.  He apparently studied Film as Vassar and his acting job is even more commendable given he hasn’t acted for many years



 I find it interesting that so many of the leading ladies and men in Pakistan have their undergrad in the US or UK but go back to Pakistan to the media world.

I am really curious about what society is like in Pakistan actually is like. I know first hand what is and what is portrayed by the media/ shows/ internationally are so often so different (Yes I am an indian woman and yes I feel safe in India- but that’s my experience.)

My next watch is Slackistan-  seems like a snapshot of life in Islamabad- will write about it.

I don’t regret watching this show but unlike Humsafar and Zindagi will not give it an 2 thumbs up- the last episode made it give mejust a half thumbs up.

So now for what has become my Takiya Kalam I have translated the song for you. It’s absolutely lovely and a joy to hear. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Lg7CU7DwI



Its really quite interesting how I had heard all the words to this song earlier but its only when I am translating that I delve into the origins, the precise meanings etc- love it!

It’s sung by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan- classically trained and fabulous.

This song is pretty much equating love to an all consuming religious fervor.

A few comments before you read the translation:

The word “Hai re” means different things when used differently.  Sometimes it’s just an exclamation. It can be positive or negative.

It can be used as “Alas”: Hai re woh mar gaya: alas he has died.

In my translation I have used it as “Hai re = wow/ Sigh/ Oh” A word without much of a meaning but here it is positive exclamation, like a heartfelt sigh. It can be used romantically and it is in this song.

Now Sadqa:  complicated word- implies offering something to the gods (via fakirs/pirs) in the name of the person in questions. The ritual in hindus and muslims  both is to take something- many times money and wave it around someone’s head (clockwise) and then donate it.

Waari also means pretty much the same thing. Though in popular culture today its used more as sacrificing oneself for someone.

Shagan: probably derives from Shagun- which means good omen/tiding

ALERT***** I have to tell you- the meaning almost totally gets dissipated in the translation- it sounds inane rather than romantic. the beauty of the language and thr rhymes is what makes a song -  not just the meaning! Anyway- can't be helped :(

Sadqay Tumhare by Rahat Fateh Ali Khan
English Translation of Lyrics of Sadqay Tumhare Song

Ishq pehle tha, ya aashiq pehle
Was love there first (exist first) or the lover
Aayen maashoq tau, aashiq behle
When the beloved comes then the lover is placated (calmed)

Ishq ke hath lage hain jab se
Since we have fallen into the hands of Love
Aise madhoosh phire hain tab se
We have roamed around intoxicated like this

Ishq dil ke dar pe yun aaya tha 
Love came to (knocked at) my heart’s door in such a way
Han aya tha ishq aya tha,
Yes he came, Love came

Sau ham nazar utarein
We cast off the evil eye a hundred times

Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, (/Wow/ Sigh), I offer myself for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Tumhare, tumhare sadqay tumhare
For you, for you, offer for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you

Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved, Beloved
Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved
Teri khushiyan manawan tere shagan manawan
I celebrate your happiness, I will celebrate your good tidings
Mein te jaan qurban karan
I will sacrifice my life
Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved, Beloved
Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved

Ishq ka aik hi wird hai
Love only has one chant (religious implication from sufi-ism)
Ishq mashooq ke gird hai
Love is close to the beloved

Ishq ka aik hi wird hai
Love only has one chant
Ishq mashooq ke gird hai
Love is close to the beloved

Kyun hai bechain ye tabiyat
Why do I feel so restless/edgy
Ishq hai ya ye dard hai
Is it love or is it pain

Is traha aaj mile hain sab se
I have met everyone is such a manner today-
Dhoondty hain kya hum aisa jagg se
What is it that I search for in the World

Ishq dil ke dar pe yun aaya tha 
Love came to (knocked at) my heart’s door in such a way
Han aya tha ishq aya tha,
Yes he came, Love came

Sau ham nazar utarein
We cast off the evil eye a hundred times

Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Tumhare, tumhare sadqay tumhare
For you, for you, offer for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you

Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved, Beloved
Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved
Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved, Beloved
Tere waari waari jaawan mere ishqan
I die over die over you, my Beloved

Subr ka naam tak na sunay
Refuses to hear the name of patience
Apna anjaam tuk na sunay
Refuses to hear it’s own fate
Subr ka naam tuk na sunay
Refuses to hear the name of patience
Apna anjaam tuk na sunay
Refuses to hear it’s own fate

Ishq ne kaan main kaha youn
Love whispered in my ear in such a way
Sun ke kuch bhi na hum rahe
That on hearing it I became nothing (got blown away)

Ishq ke mordh mure hain jab say
Since we have turned the turn to/of Love
Hosh hawaas uray hain tab se
I have lost my senses

Ishq dil ke dar pe yun aaya tha 
Love came to (knocked at) my heart’s door in such a way
Han aya tha ishq aya tha,
Yes he came, Love came
Sau ham nazar utarein
We cast off the evil eye a hundred times

Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Tumhare, tumhare sadqay tumhare
For you, For you, offer for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you
Haye re hum sadqay tumhare
Oh, I offer myself for you



Hope you enjoyed. Any insights into any of this- please let me know via comments!